Monday, 22 December 2008

AWW Christmas Card

A Very Hatty Christmas


to All Wednesday Walkers, Past and Present

A collage of the headgear worn by AWW's during the past year.

A bottle of vinho tinto to the first to answer, by way of comment, giving the names of the owners of all 25 hats in the correct order (A1 to E5). (Or to the walker who submits the greatest number of correct answers by the first Wednesday of 2009, by email if you can't handle the comments!)(amended 31.12.2008)

Looking forward to some adventurous walking in 2009.

Paul & Myriam

Friday, 19 December 2008

AWW 17.12.2008 Symphony of the Serras

This walk to be led by myself, was a transparent maintenance tour of the four sub-Geocaches which made up my Puzzle Cache, Sudoku Symphony of the Serras, which for the curious can be viewed HERE The premise of the cache is that one needs to solve an increasingly difficult Sudoku puzzle at each 'Movement' of the Symphony to discover the coordinates to the next Movement and so to the Finale. The Third Movement 'Adagio' was the most arduous!

A good turnout of 12 hardy walkers was amazing, as to get many more you need apparently to offer a 2 hour walk followed by a Christmas Lunch (see last blog!). Although the walk was advertised at "only 15 km with a few hills" the more observant had noticed that the estimated time was "4-5 hours" which indicated that I thought that the average speed would be somewhat slower than normal.

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The Orchestra at Casa Pacheco, Guest Artiste Dona Aldina

Conductor: Paul

Orchestra: Myriam, Rod, Ian S., Ian W., Dina,

John O', Peter, Tina, Ingrid, Colin, Mike

Accompanists: Maddy, Nandi, Beroe

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The track (enlarged version HERE )

Stats: Total distance: 15.2 km; Moving Time: 3 hrs 58 min; Total Time: 5 hrs; Moving Average: 3.8 km/hr; Overall Average: 3 km/hr; Total Ascent:661 m.; Max. Elevation: 267 m.

We started, after invigorating coffees, on a cold overcast morning which encouraged most to wear their full complement of Arctic gear. However half way up the first climb, and some were already shedding. We completed the first movement after about half an hour, when there were further adjustments to clothing as the wind section patiently awaited the Leader who was checking his cache.

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Ian W. in shirt sleeves while others have many layers still!

Shortly after this I found a nice slope to warm the rest up, on the way to the Second Movement, Presto.

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The first real slope!

The Second Movement was fairly close (on the other side of the hill) only taking another 20 minutes to complete.

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Two senior members offered helpful advice while the CB scrabbled around in the bundu searching for his cache!

Following this, there was a fairly serious descent back to the main track, with a few obstacles to go under or over.

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Ian S. does the limbo!

The bulldozer which cleared it, had unaccountably stopped about 5 metres short, providing a challenge for our less balanced players.

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Helping the ladies!

Soon after this there was a long stretch of wide flat track until we approached Movement 3, Adagio, which involved a steep climb up Cabeça de Eguas.

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The long slog up from the valley.

At the top after a suitable pause for breath, and the maintenance of the cache, the Gorilla Pod was brought into action, and a photo of the whole Orchestra with the Trig Point was taken.

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T.O.T.P.P.

An added bonus for today's walk was that Ferrari were testing at the Autodromo do Algarve, and the high pitched scream of engines being tortured at 19,000 rpm could be heard even above the laboured breathing of the climbing walkers.

From the TP yet another view of the Autodromo was possible, and it certainly wasn't there last time we walked this way!

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The back path down from the Trig point had been manicured and widened by some thoughtful person(s), and all was well until we came to the bottom, where there was some red and white tape across the path. This was obviously meant to stop 4WD or Quad bikes so we carried on as only grass was growing behind it, but the proud new owner of the hideous yellow new construction the other side of the track came out and gesticulated at us. We did manage to ignore him, and he failed to follow up on his initial actions!

Unfortunately, despite all the rain of recent weeks, the river at the bottom was not much of a challenge and all crossed without so much as a damp sock!

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The we wound up a long valley on the opposite side of the track, reaching the small barragem which still had the surfboard floating near the edge, and stopped for lunch bang on 1230 pm.

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A convivial spot for lunch

The threatened rain never materialised, and soon we were headed towards the Finale - the 4th cache. I had never walked this route before, so quite a bit of interpretation of the GPS pointer was required. This of course ignored inconvenient valleys and hills in the way, but eventually we made it though approaching from the opposite than intended direction.

Now this particular area of Cerro do Madeiro is the Algarve equivalent of The Bermuda Triangle. It was near here that Stan famously left his stick and went back over a kilometre and failed to find it: it was found by me the following year, but had suffered from the exposure; Mike on his epic journey to solve the Sudoku Symphony had last his €7.00 sunglasses at the final cache, and I regaled those that were prepared to listen with these tales.

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CB Ascending from the Final Cache.

The observant will notice something odd about this photo of me having serviced the final cache!

Yes - I am stickless!!

Alas it took me about 500 metres to realise this, while recounting the carelessness of others in the past.

This was my 'lucky' stick, so there was no alternative but to jog back down the hill and up the other side to recover it from where it had been neatly laid beside the cache. The Orchestra took a break and waited for me while I carried out a Solo Allegro.

There were some incredible suggestions that I had deliberately done it, to adjust the overall walking time to match the predictions of my call circular, but that is a secret that will never be revealed!!

Anyway, stick firmly in hand we continued onwards, only stopping to admire some mushrooms along the way including this one near the 7-Way junction.

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Comparative study of Rod's feet and a Mushroom

Soon the outskirts of Romeiras and the road hove into sight, and another aquatically challenged 'river' to cross.

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Useful stepping stones - but not much water

A short stretch of tarmac, and we arrived in good order, Ian S. to the fore at Casa Pacheco, where the sun had come out and made the beer taste even better! Again the Gorilla Pod was pressed into service and balanced on top of a microcar.

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The timings and distance were of an extremely high order of accuracy (other leaders please note!) even if I do say so myself!

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. Baudrillard, Jean

He used statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts; for support rather than illumination. Lang, Andrew


Video Extra: Click on the pictures below to see the video.

The Catcher


Five metres to go!

Friday, 12 December 2008

AWW 10.12.2008 Xmas Walk and Lunch

AWW Christmas Cake

For the third time (out of 4) SBB (Since Blogs Began), the Christmas walk and lunch was based on Patricia's in Montes de Cima. No stats have ever been kept (until now), but the usual format was a leisurely start (mainly because there are always one or two who get lost on the way) and a two and a half hour circuit taking in at least one trig point and the obligatory photo.

In the intervening two years since we were last there, The Autodromo Internacional do Algarve has burst forth like a mushroom right across our traditional path, and robbed us of access to the Trig point. The walk, (al)most ably led by Rod (one excursion off-piste shortly after the start) therefore consisted of a short stroll to the boundary fence, a 10 minute up and back along the fence to see what could be seen of the track and the new hotel under construction, and a slightly different route back to join the outward path.

Stats: Total distance: 7.48 km; Moving Time: 1hr 40 min; Total Time 1 hr 56 min; Moving Average: 4.4 km/hr; Overall Avg. 3.8 km/hr; Total Ascent : 220 m (I don't believe it!); Maximum Elevation:171 m.

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Track of the walk.

Those that want to see it in more detail click HERE

Of course the Autodromo doesn't figure on any maps yet, as it is clearly far quicker to build an International Racing Circuit and it's attendant infrastructure than it is to draw it on a map!

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Some paid attention to Dinah trying to take a group pic.

In attendance:

Walking: Rod, Susan, Mike, Ian S. Marguerite, Ian W. Paul, David, John H., Hazel, John O'. Andrew, Lindsey, Janet, Antje, Maria, Dina, Vanessa, Ingrid, Tina, Colin.

+Lunch only: Diane, Peter, Dinah, Vitor, Richard, Michael.

(Anyone missed out complain to the Hon Sec.!)

And so at about 1010 am we set off on a very pleasant and cool sunny morning along a slight incline beside the 'river' towards a sharper left turn than originally anticipated, which took us steeply up towards the Autodromo boundary fence.

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Racetrack in the background

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As close as we got - main stand to the left.

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Back along the fence. The hotel is in the background

Once down, we began the small circuit back to our inward route. As the leader wisely remarked, "It would probably be better not to push through the scrub" to the only available Trig Point, Cabeça Alta, taking into account that we had some non-regular walkers amongst us, who were perhaps not acquainted with the etiquette of not suing the leader for any blood spilt.

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We arrived at the 2km before the end point rather too early, and not having any diversions such as sandwiches, river crossing or bridge building, we elected to stand at a sunny crossroads and kill a few minutes thus annoying Ian, who does not like to be bound by rules about appropriate times to start drinking, and who had already made his bid to get to the front of the pack...........

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.........but the Video Paparazzi ordered him back.

You can see the results in John's preamble which is below this blog.

However, to avoid the good stuff evaporating from the promised mulled wine, we did arrive back dead on 12, and began the main event with drinks on the terrace and round the outside bar, where our host William performed admirably.

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No wonder there is a dearth of Iberian Lynx!

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Soon we moved inside and enjoyed the excellent food prepared by Patricia, and the no less excellent wine supplied by Rod.

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The Top Table!!

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Outnumbered!!

Dining in style

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Ladies Who Lunch + Ian W

Tina and Peter

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Rod looking for a straw!

Withdrawing to the softer chairs

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After lunch glow!

I didn't like to ask...!

And finally the Paparazzi caught a romantic and unguarded moment...

Mènage à Trois

Thanks to Patricia and William for an exceedingly well-catered lunch - we shall certainly return, and to Tina and Janet for organising the event.

Compliments of the season to all our readers!!

"Somebody left the cork out of my lunch." Fields, W. C.

AWW 10.12.2008 Walking for Christmas Pre-Amble

Faced with pressing deadlines, the DCB is forced to jump the queue and put out these moving pictures of the Walkers actually walking before the Chief Blogger can complete his Festive Blog. The incentive for the walk itself was, of course, the mulled wine, etc., etc. awaiting us at Patricia's, but the leader had to hold us all back for about ten minutes a furlong or two out from the finish so that the mulled brew could reach the correct temperature. But then Ian S., impatient as ever, broke away despite Rod's restraining hand.

The pack then followed, streaming down the hill after him. Ian (off-stage left) can be heard trying to make amends by suggesting that "walking backwards" would slow things down. It may have been his innate modesty that preventing him from singing the words of the immortal Goon Show song, but more likely it was that he didn't want to pay the performing rights fee to Spike Milligan's estate.

For those below a certain age, who were not exposed to the Goons in their prime, and haven't a clue what I'm going on about, the words of the nonsense song (circa 1956) went something like this :

"I'm walking backwards for Chreeestmas

Across the Irish Sea

I'm walking backwards for Chreeestmas

It's the only thing for me.

I've tried walking sideways

And walking to the front,

But people just look at me

And say it's a publicity stunt."

Any way his attempt was too late and in vain because the rest of the walkers did not succumb to the temptations of public relations, possible celebrity status, whatever, and marched off determinedly with only the forthcoming sumptuous banquet on their mind.


Saturday, 6 December 2008

AWW 03.12.2008: Marmelete Mystery Tour

It was unkindly suggested that Thyl's walk, the first for a long time should be subtitled "Loss Leader" or "BOGOF" in view of the current credit crunch and the events that took place towards the beginning of the walk. Thyl maintains that he never reads this Blog, and when asked if he would like to contribute a leader's Report, answered "Why would I want to do that!" Why indeed, unless he had a very good defence lined up!

However, I am not without sensitivity, and I have been very fair.

In Loco Ducis: Thyl

Adseculae: Paul,Chris, Antje, Rod, Ian S. Ian W. Lindsey, Ingrid,Yves, Vitor, Dina, Mike, John H.,

Canes: Maddy, Tiggy, Sambo.




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Map of the track (followers version) Click HERE to enlarge

Stats: Total Distance: 17.4; Moving Time: 4 hrs 11 min.; Total Time: 5 hrs 4 min.; Moving Average: 4.1 km/hr; Overall Average; 3.4 km/hr; Total Ascent: 799 m.; Max Elevation: 639m.



The walk started fairly close to the appointed time, and was presaged by a squeal of brakes and an elderly Mercedes entering the car park of Café Sol da Serra on two wheels. The leader had arrived, after apparently some tyre problem, and a record breaking run up the hill to arrive on time.


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Arriving at full speed!

There was still time for a group photo, but Rod didn't notice our leader, who in view of his camera shyness preferred to take the pictures!


Still Life Group by Thyl

It was a very cold day, as you may infer from the group dress code, and I at least was expecting some mud and dampness of the trouser bottoms. Ian S. however had been disadvantaged by Marg's early departure on a shopping trip to Seville, and was unable to find his longs, his favourite pully and his scarf!

And so we crossed the road and started the route, until it was noticed that there had been rather a lot of path opening activity in the area, uncounted in previous reccies. The most promising path selected petered out after a couple of hundred metres and Our Leader decided to turn back - no - he would go on alone to see if it was navigable. The group waited and caught up on The Year in Politics, until a faint voice was heard from a path way above us. The consensus was that Thyl was calling us to him, so we reversed and made our way up to where the apparition had called.

Alas, the only sign that Our Leader might have been there was a suspicious blue package, possibly of the sort left by Terrorists on buses, laying on the path. Our E.O.D. expert, Hilke, defused it and decided to take it back to the lab for DNA testing to determine the owner.


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Another group static discussion ensued accompanied by much whistling, view hallooing and admonishments to keep quiet and listen for a reply - but eventually after what seemed like half an hour, without any further response, we decided to appoint a new leader (BOGOF) and continue along a previous walk in the area.

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There was a frisson of excitement as John received a phone call, but it was only Hazel enquiring about missing builders!

Just in case Thyl was still in the area, we decided to mark our trail in a fairly obvious fashion!

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We went thisaway!

After about 10 minutes along the old trail heading down towards the valley, I glimpsed a flash of red on the road far below!!

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The Prodigal was in sight.

Eventually we met up again, but I was too far to the rear to hear the amazing adventures, but from the look of the seat of his pants, he had taken a typical Thyl route!

The river crossing at the bottom of the valley was rather uneventful despite the rain of the previous days.

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The next exciting event was an encounter with an ex-Salamander, which Antje tried to hype up, by declaring that it was still alive, but faking death until we went away!!

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Lunch came quite early, at about 1210 pm, but there were no complaints.

Sambo on the scrounge

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A soft seat for John

After lunch there was a brief mystery when Ian couldn't find his waist bag. Somehow, it had appeared hanging in a tree far from where he sat.

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Suspicion was thrown upon an 'eminence grise' - but nothing was ever proved!

It was an odd sort of a day for walking and there was much doffing and donning of shell garments as the effort of climbing, or the cooling effect of standing around or the occasional wind altered the ambient temperature. There were some magnificent cork oaks, freshly peeled as we wound up towards the new windmills below Madrinha.

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After a long slog up ( opinion had it that this was the only walk we had ever been on which was 90% uphill!) we eventually reached the windmills, which were turning vigorously in the breeze.

Another still life by Thyl.

There were a few differing opinions on how to descend to Marmelete from here, but Thyl prevailed and led us on a rather unnecessary (some thought) loop, but he was either trying to ensure a respectable distance for the walk, or was trying to see how fine he could cut our return to the cafe before the threatened rain.

As it turned out his timing was immaculate, as within 2 minutes of the beer arriving there was a deluge.

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It did soon abate, but not before The Ancient Mariner had donned full 'Sea-Going in a Force 10' gear!

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Thanks to Thyl for an eventful walk which gave the Blogger plenty of material. After Antje's pronouncement on basic requirements for a walk, ably recorded on video by John on last week's blog, we can now add a requirement for the Leader to have more than a vague idea of where he wanted to go, and to stay with the majority of the group at all times! On the plus side, the cafe was open for a coffee and a pee at the start, and he arranged for the rain to hold off until after we had returned!




Aut viam inveniam aut faciam
(I'll either find a way or make one) Thyl (2008)




March on. Do not tarry. To go forward is to move toward perfection. March on, and fear not the thorns, or the sharp stones on life's path.

Gibran, Kahlil




The Chief Blogger, as usual, leaves the post-script to me but, if he thinks he can sprinkle his text with the odd derogatory allusion to adseculae and expect me to rise to and swallow the escam, no way: video is my task, not Latin tags.




Meanwhile, down in the jungle, the grey beards conferred:










The CB became anxious about his TV slot:














while Antje and others made good use of their time by coaching Mike for his forthcoming WOSB (War Office Selection Board) practical for entrance into the Royal Signals. First results were not exactly promising:




However, the coaching team persevered and, subject of course to confirmation from the Adjutant General, it's believed that Mike did reach the required entry standard:




As the season goes on, we hope to bring progress reports as he tackles the heliograph, the semaphore, the bongos, and the jungle drums.


The final verdict on Thyl's walk rests with the ladies: